Your Daily Companion, Minus the Jitters
Stop financing your focus with a chemical loan.
When you are drinking four iced coffees a day just to survive your inbox, you are borrowing energy from tomorrow that your body cannot pay back. This 40-ounce stealth-black tumbler is your daily physical reminder to stop borrowing and start flushing.
Built to replace the behavioral habit of carrying a massive corporate iced coffee, this matte-black insulated cup features brutal, blinding-white typography that reads like a health warning label.
The Specs (Built for the Flush):
Massive 40oz Capacity: Holds enough ice water to actively flush your kidneys and regulate your system through back-to-back meetings.
Thermal Lockdown: Double-wall stainless steel insulation keeps your water freezing cold from the first sip to the last.
The Stealth Aesthetic: Tactical matte black powder-coated finish with crisp, UV-DTF printed white graphic that stands up to everyday wear.
Built for the Trenches: Ergonomic handle for easy transport, a leak-resistant push-on lid with a straw, and completely BPA-free.
🚨 The Mission:
100% of the profits from this tumbler fund The Adrenal Foundation, a 501(c)(3) non-profit producing the Unwired docu-series to expose the dark side of severe caffeine addiction.
Care Instructions:
Hand Wash Only: To preserve the matte finish and custom graphic, wash by hand with warm water and dish soap. Do not put in the dishwasher.
