Dietitian Called Me An Addict 40oz Tumbler

Dietitian Called Me An Addict 40oz Tumbler

40oz / Black
$65.00
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Dietitian Called Me An Addict 40oz Tumbler
  • Dietitian Called Me An Addict 40oz Tumbler
  • Dietitian Called Me An Addict 40oz Tumbler
  • Dietitian Called Me An Addict 40oz Tumbler
  • Dietitian Called Me An Addict 40oz Tumbler
Dietitian Called Me An Addict 40oz Tumbler

Dietitian Called Me An Addict 40oz Tumbler

$65.00

Double-wall vacuum insulated, keeps drinks cold 24hrs / hot 12hrs, BPA-free stainless steel

Size40oz
ColorBlack
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Your Daily Companion, Minus the Jitters

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Product Description (Copy & Paste):

Legal doesn't mean safe.
This is not a cute hydration cup; this is a walking reality check. We interviewed 40 people who ended up in hospital beds because of energy drinks. When you finally admit that your baseline is broken, this is the tool you carry to fix it.
"MY DIETITIAN CALLED ME AN ADDICT. NOW WE DRINK WATER."
Wrapped in massive, unapologetic block lettering, this 40-ounce tumbler is the ultimate pattern interrupt for the gym, the breakroom, and the commute. It replaces the physical habit of the giant iced coffee cup, swapping the chemical deficit for pure, kidney-saving hydration.

The Specs (Built for the Flush):
Massive 40oz Capacity: Designed for extended, aggressive hydration to replace the oral fixation of sipping caffeine all day.
Thermal Lockdown: Double-wall stainless steel vacuum insulation keeps your water ice cold for hours.
The Warning Label Aesthetic: Durable powder-coated finish featuring a crisp, high-contrast UV-DTF printed manifesto.
Built for the Trenches: Equipped with a leak-resistant slider lid, a matching straw, and a large comfort handle. 100% BPA-free.

🚨 The Mission:
Every single dollar of profit goes directly to The Adrenal Foundation, a registered 501(c)(3) non-profit. You aren't just buying a premium water bottle. You are funding the Unwired rescue mission.

Care Instructions:
Hand Wash Only: To protect the bold UV-DTF typography, wash gently by hand with warm water. No dishwasher.

Fuel Your Flow

Some things just make life better — and this is one of them. Our signature product was born from a simple belief: that the tools you surround yourself with should inspire you to do your best work. Crafted with premium materials and thoughtful design, it's made to keep up with your pace, your passion, and your ambition. Start your morning with it. Power through your afternoon with it. Live unwired, live intentional — and never settle for ordinary.

Your Daily Companion, Minus the Jitters

Meet the tumbler that was made for the way you actually live. Whether you're powering through a packed morning, hitting the gym, running errands, or just enjoying a quiet moment — this is the cup that keeps up. Engineered with premium double-wall insulation to keep your drinks cold for hours and hot when you need it most. No sweat on the outside, no compromise on the inside. Designed to fit your hand, your bag, and your lifestyle. This isn't just a tumbler — it's a statement that you don't need the jitters to live fully. Loved by thousands, built to last, and made with the kind of care that shows in every sip.

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